the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
I’ve recreated the iocane scene with about three of my friends on different occasions and to this day it shapes how I rank my biffles.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
FUCK. This is hot.
So open your eyes and see
The way our horizons meet
And all of the lights will lead
Into the night with me
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
it’s obviously the fault in our spanish
i looked at this and thought *aww its like he’s seeing her in her wedding gown*
then i realized that this was as close to that moment they were going to get and I’m crying
You know what julia that is the most unnecessary comment you have ever made go to your room and think about what you have done
AU: James and Lily live.
#thEY COULD HAVE HAD A NICE LIFE#James letting two year old Harry ride in front of him on his broomstick#LILY SHOWING HARRY HOW TO BAKE THE MUGGLE WAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT TASTES BETTER AND NOT TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE’S AN IDIOT#And Harry will ask if he’s an idiot why did you marry him#and she’ll just shrug and say that he got under her skin enough that she couldn’t let him go#And James told himself he wouldn’t write to Harry at school because he wasn’t going to be that kind of annoying dad#bUT HE DOES AND SOMETIMES HE AND SIRIUS GO TO HOGSMEADE AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO RUN INTO HARRY#GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I HATE IT ALL
I texted those tags to my friend and she fucking responds with “I CAN SEE THE HOGSMEADE THING JFC. HARRY WOULD FIND HIS DAD AND THEN MINERVA WOULD SEE JAMES AND SHE’D BE LIKE “POTTER” AND JAMES AND HARRY WOULD BOTH TURN AROUND AND SAY ‘YES PROFESSOR?’ EXCEPT JAMES WOULD HAVE HIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT SMILE ON.” and I quit life.
#I THOUGHT THIS COULDN’T HURT ANY WORSE #CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE IT FUCKING DID
Benedict Cumberbatch…the nose scrunch/frown thing…so adorable
Mean Girls cast: Then and Now
OH MY GOD, CRYING IS HAPPENING
Thank god this happened.
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping